this makes no sense!!!!!

i finally finished with my work day when i started to get undressed so i can immediately head off to bed. what do i find to my astonishment, i find that i am so ashy that i am either 1, trying to turn white, 2, denied my body of any hydration since November or 3, i actually put on tube socks instead of footies this morning. let this be an example of how NOT to treat your skin. if i wasn’t going to bed right now, i would fill my entire tub up with some Vaseline Intensive Care lotion. WOW @ my fuckery!