J. Anthony Brown- Booty Meat Parody

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filmcaptive — April 09, 2010 — This is a parody that we produced for J. Anthony Brown of the Tom Joyner Morning Show. He spoofed Erykah Badu's "Window Seat" video in quite the hilarious fashion!

it’s been a long day…..

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computer-repair 

it is now 1:17 am and i get to call it a night. this is the end of a very long and draining day. it was made long and draining due to dealing with computer maintenance and downgrades.

i recently upgraded my computers to Windows 7. i wanted better network connectivity and an all around easier computing experience. windows 7 gave me that. i found my network had become more stable and that all of the little things built into Windows 7 made it easier to jump around the system and find things.

the downside to upgrading my systems was it was a waste for someone like me to do it. i have systems with Windows XP and Vista Ultimate on them. where i did not have the exact same smoothness in the operating systems or the stability of the network as in Windows 7, i still tweaked my systems enough where the differences were negligible. upgrading to Windows 7 is more for people who are casual users or for people who are not used to or prone to tweak their systems whenever the need arises.

so with that said, i ended up removing Windows 7 from my systems and doing clean installs. if anyone has done a clean install, they know how much of a pain this is. first, the drives had to be reformatted. then, the operating systems had to be put back on them. after that, the drivers for all of the items had to be reinstalled. i spent plenty of time at dell.com getting the drivers. i had to put all of my programs back on each computer. i then had to setup all of the toolbars, menus and settings again. you can not imagine the headache in doing this. after that, all of the music, pictures, documents and movies had to be put back on the computers. that was a few hours just for that. in between all of that, microsoft harasses you to download and install all of their updates. lord forbid, a service pack update has to be done also. all free time is thrown out the window because updates have to be downloaded and installed after that.

even though this was a suck ass day, it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. i was patient and completed everything. there were no glitches with the downloads and i had no hassles in returning the downloaded software back to the microsoft store. i only have 1 peripheral to return to the store tomorrow. wish me luck with that.

good night one and all. until we talk.

A Survey of Some Kind aka HOT FOOLISHNESS

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Foolishness

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

My name is Xirus. If I am, I am sure they have since had their named changed.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

The last time my payroll direct deposit was late in being posted.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

If you are asking about what I am doing with this keyboard, I like it just fine.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Summer Sausage. You better recognize! It’s the best meat for your mouth!

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Yep, but don’t tell anyone. I’m rocking, “I’m staying a virgin until I’m 43. Jesus told me to.” That’s next year.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Hell yes! I am the SHIZNIT!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Only when my bullshit meter is registering after listening to a stupid person’s comment.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yep! They help me have mad oral skills. I like speaking out loud! ;-)

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Only if I was standing on a really fat chick’s ass and I needed to do that to get away.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?

Any that doesn’t tear up the roof of my mouth, so Cap’n Crunch that’s a negatory for you! L

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

If I am on a booty call, I just leave them on. That means I can get out faster.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

Nope. I am “skrong”! You know you are “skrong” when you pick people up that are heavier than you during sex.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. I had to go to Ice Cream Anonymous for a while because of it.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Whether or not I will be talking about them to their face within 15 minutes of meeting them.

15. RED OR PINK?

LMAO @ where my mind went after reading this question. Let’s just say eating pink is delicious and eating red may send you to the clinic. LOL

16. WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE OUTSIDE?

Let’s just say that I am wearing my electric blanket outside when I go to walk my dog.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST

The person who signed my paycheck before becoming unemployed.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

I have enough ISHT to read without asking for more.

19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

My feet ain’t that crusty to be considered shoes, so I will say none.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

Oh! You’re talking food! That would be Chinese BBQ Pork and vegetables.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

My eyelids throbbing from being up all night. They are making the same sound as when I have a “BLANK STARE WITH RAPIDLY BLINKING EYES” moment. Usually brought on by something that Adrienne has said.

2. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Transparent. That means you would have less cause to “F” with me if I were in a crayon box.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? 

My ass after getting paid.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Ms Green with her sweet self. I bet her poots smell like peach cobbler.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

Yep. Because I be on some HOT FOOLISHNESS sometimes and she pretends she doesn’t notice.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

Sex.

27. Hair Color?

On the top head or the bottom head?

28. EYE COLOR?

My daddy Lens Crafters made them Grey.

29.. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Yep. Courtesy of my daddy Lens Crafters and my mom named Color Blends.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? 

Any that can be cooked in a microwave in less than 5 minutes.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

I am a man, so I am ALL about the HAPPY ENDINGS!

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

I have to check my favorites on XXX-Tube.com.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Bare nipple brown. It is part of my nude ensemble.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Summer, without a doubt!

35. HUGS OR KISSES?

If I just met you and we’re kicking it on some sly ninja ISHT, then it’s a HUG. I don’t know you like that to be licking you in your face.

36.  CAR OR TRUCK?

Can the seats fold all the way back in the car? If not, then it’s the TRUCK.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

dunno...maybe Xirus or Teresa <--How'd you know that? Must be sykick...LMAO

here I is! Why’s you all up in my bidness?! LOL

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Adrienne, since I read the questions and then read her mind.

39.. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

I’m planning on writing one entitled, “How to Sleep Your Way To A Good Job”. I plan to start research next Spring. Wish me luck!

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

After a 4 hour marathon at XXX-Tube.com, you really don’t want to know.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

I watched my cable not being plugged up. That was better than watching BET!

42. FAVORITE SOUND?

Adrienne when we are on the phone and she is sleepy. It goes like this, “grumble, grrrr, grummble,rah raar”.  This is when I break out the accompanying, “Understanding Adrienne Gibberish” easy translation tools, then it’s ALL GOOD!

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

YOU KNOW WHAT! I am going to stop right there! You couldn’t throw Keith Sweat in there as a choice?!

44. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO NEXT?

I want to go somewhere that will pay me a lot of money for doing a lot of nothing.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

I will not be bragging about my special skills on these here internets! LOL

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN

Little Rock, Arkansas and I still haven’t gotten a good reason from my parents for them doing that.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

Anyone who sends it back. I like being up in other folks bidness and them not being mad about it!

April Fools Entry (not really!)

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This entry is actually entered on April 2nd, but I am entering it as April 1st. I am testing about some features with Windows Live Writer and Microsoft Word 2010. I am trying to see which is the better platform for posting items whether they be pre-dated, post dated or not. Windows Live Writer seems to be the winner so far.

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